Callie Shell

Charting the collective unconscious by gathering dreams about Barack Obama. Submit your dream and/or follow dreamsofbarack on Twitter. If you tweet a dream, tag it with @dreamsofbarack or #dreamsofbarack. Detail of photo above © Callie Shell

I dreamed I saw Barack Obama and Rachel Maddow dancing at a bar. Yes, I am a Democrat.
I had a dream last night nd it was da worst…i dreamed dt Obama nd Michelle broke up nd he found out dem wnt hz 2 kids
Had a dream that I was back at college, and Obama was there, and he was wearing Max’s tiny gold crown from Where the Wild Things.
dreamed i was getting shot at and then Obama was there with some serious artillery.
Also dreamt that Obama was being sent to jail for a day. His crime? Tax evasion to the tune of $1.
Last night I had a dream in which Barack Obama showed me a text sent to him by Gordon Brown. It had the word “m8” in it.
I had a dream last night about Obama, after his term(s) are up, driving like a maniac while waving at secret service men.
I had a dream that Barack Obama took a nap at my house.
totally dreamed last night that barack obama lost the election…. to ralph nader.
dreamed i was barack obama’s secretary.
I dreamt that I saw the Obama family at the store….
Dreamed Obama was riding a unicorn in a high school parade. The Islanders’ team mascot was chasing him, yelling at him not to use Safari.
Had a dream last night that Barack Obama was choking on an apple and I couldn’t remember how to perform the Heimlich Manoeuvre.
Dream: A mountain lion ripped out my throat, leaving my head attached by my carotids. Barack Obama picked me up, my carotids broke, I died.
According to my dreams, Barack Obama smokes in the White House and doesn’t like carrot salad.